Frankencow
Jeff Larson
7/18/01


She's frankencow, she don't know how to moo
She just wants to graze like the other cows do
Scientists graced her mixed up genes
Pandora's box cracked wide it seems

She's frankencow, her hind legs hurt
She goes for a drag, bags in the dirt
She goes around in constant pain
They say that's alright for human gain

I'm sorry.....(3x)

She's frankengirl, looks like you and me
Got a little secret, she's part tree
One part maple, little bit of oak
Those cold winter days, her legs gotta soak

Frankengirl.....

She's frankencow, she don't know how to moo
She just wants to graze like the other cows do

I'm sorry...

copyright Jeff Larson 2001
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